re: thurs show: does staring at large breasts cause men to live longer?

harry ashburn's picture

I say yes.  Until our eyes give out. 

 

Booger Luntz, age 96, Croaker, AK.

Comments

billashby wrote 5 weeks 1 day ago

i was very excited about this

i was very excited about this "study" until a female friend of mine sent me this link:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

BadLiberal wrote 5 weeks 1 day ago

Damn that snopes.com! Thank

Damn that snopes.com!

Thank goodness the study that claims ingesting semen helps women lose weight still holds up.

harry ashburn wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

re: #2: Now, that's hard to

re: #2: Now, that's hard to swallow!

harry ashburn wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

re #2: having an orgasm from

re #2: having an orgasm from 80 yards away:  hasn't everyone?

sometimes it's been at least 80 yards to the cheerleader line...

Zenzoe wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

Okay, boys, swallow this from

Okay, boys, swallow this from an actual study: "Men spent more time, and had a higher probability of, looking at female faces. NC Women had more first looks towards, spent more time, and had a higher probability of, looking at genitals.http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WGC-4N1T1VJ-2...

slabmaster wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

How does one not look at

How does one not look at large breasts?

Isn't that why the inflated breast industry generates Billions in sales? Implants, pushup bras, etc....  

I prefer to go with the flow and accept God's gift to men's eyeballs.

BadLiberal wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

Well, looking at breasts may

Well, looking at breasts may not make you live longer, it sure as hell makes the time you spend here more pleasant.

Word of advice, though.. Staring at a woman's breasts while said woman is talking to you may decrease your life expectancy.

drew013 wrote 4 weeks 5 days ago

BadLiberal wrote: Well,

BadLiberal wrote:

Well, looking at breasts may not make you live longer, it sure as hell makes the time you spend here more pleasant.

Word of advice, though.. Staring at a woman's breasts while said woman is talking to you may decrease your life expectancy.

My sis back when we were teens used to complain about exactly that.

Who's online

There are currently 14 users and 332 guests online.

Online users

  • yurtliving
  • sylvester35
  • speedbird9
  • stormegirl66
  • murphyjr3
  • Olydark
  • Zenzoe
  • sylvester35
  • carboliccubist
  • el Sol chile'